Agent Pheonix Carter

Blood Sucking Demon Filth

May 19, 2013 2:16 am

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

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I think the factory workers need help

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2:16 am

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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2:16 am

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

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2:16 am

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

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Reversed cotton candy eating.

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1:25 am

dumbjerkontheinternet:

I made these with the intention of turning them into stickers, but since that fell through, they’re going up here instead.

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